sistermagpie: WWSMD? (Nun)
( Jan. 13th, 2012 11:59 am)
So everybody is doing this meme, and I got mine from [personal profile] donnaimmaculata:

Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

My nearest books are all on my Nook. I was reading two this morning. Page 45 for one is unfortunately an endnote. Surely that doesn't count? But if it did the one included phrase would be: "personal communication."

Not bad, I guess. Though if I skipped the endnotes and went to the beginning of the next chapter the first sentence would be: "Is a pen a metaphorical penis?" which offers a lot of possibilities, especially on livejournal!

Page 45 on the other book starts with: "Oui, oui, disait Grand en descendant les escaliers derriere le docteur."

The opening "Yes, yes" could bode well. Unfortunately the guy saying it is following another man down a flight of stairs, so I can't help but feeling like they're leaving me in my room while the two of them go off together. Coupled with the metaphorical penis line it's beginning to seem like my entire sex life for 2012 will be slashfic.

Just for one more I'll grab the book I finished yesterday. They're all right next to each other on the screen after all! That would be: "But it won't work if you don't believe it will, you know that."

Now that's intriguing. Intriguing and probably good advice.

Though not so much as the last possible sentence, coming from the book I finished right before that one: "His grin and his confident manner cowed everybody at the table but me and they stopped talking and made a to-do about passing him things, like he was somebody."

So I might keep a lookout for that guy!

Bonus meme: Can anybody guess any of the books?
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