It's all right, eggs make my hair shiny. :) And soon my shiny hair and your shiny brain will converge to have the Great RL Squee Over HBP. I have spoken!

We do all suck in our different ways. So true! I mean, I can wax scathing over the monsters in chest romantic writing, but anyone ask me to come up with a original and magical sport and my only response would be '... Look. A BIRDY. Keep looking so I can run away!'