LOL! I feel any post that includes the word "quadroon" is worth a read. (Now I'm thinking of that "Curb Your Enthusiasm" where Larry gets a friend's kid a doll and happilly announces "she's a mulatto!")

I'd imagind if Severus Snape found out that all it took to fend of rabid fanficcers was to suddenly to be revealed as a black man, he'd be into some sort of Negrotizing potion in no time flat.

LOL! Poor Severus. The sallow skin just isn't keeping them off.