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The scene at Platform 9 3/4:

~ A large gathering of FILTHY-RICH BASTARDS enter ~

DRACO

Hello everyone. Look at how rich and smug I still am. But Ginny and I have married, so that obviously means I have been redeemed.

(sigh)

...Again.

~ HARRY is SLIGHTLY JEALOUS for SOME REASON ~

DRACO

We have given all of our children weird, incomprehensible Latin names.

QUARALIULIUMALUS MALFOY

I hate you, Dad.

~ We COLLECTIVELY feel SORRY for the MALFOY CHILDREN ~

MAGNUS MALFOY

Apparently, my siblings and I serve as a constant reminder that future cross-breeding between Malfoys and Weasleys is something to be avoided at all costs. I must have the most mixed up personality in the world.

~ He FLASHES something which is HALFWAY between a SMIRK and a SMILE ~

--the ultimate harry potter cliche catalogue by clam chowder. XDDDD