Eek!

Went to my roommate this morning to confirm something amazing had happened during the night. "Look at my hair." She said nothing. Turns out she was kind of in shock for a second.

"How did you do that?" she said finally.

"I have no idea."

She walks around me. "You look like you should be on your way to the office to have lunch with the girls and talk about your diet."

"Is this what a Tony home permanent looks like, do you think?"

"Yes."

So anyway, I can't explain it but this morning I woke up with...SECRETARY HAIR!