...when you go to ff.net, and you read a story about a character you've had a crush on since you were 11 and you read a fic probably by some very young girl who loves him as much as you do, and she wants to make him really cool because he's her romantic ideal...

...only her romantic ideal is totally cringeworthy? So she turns him into a big loser? Probably without realizing it?

Anybody else have experiences like that? I'm not talking about characterizations you hate - for instance, Crying!Draco, Evil!Ron, Fluffy!Snape, Mommy!Remus, Basketcase!Mulder or Infant!Pippin. I mean more superficially cringeworthy. Like once you hear how he dresses and grooms himself as an adult you know you'd be making a sacrifice being seen with him in public? Or his life and behavior is supposed to be romantic but really makes him the adult equivalent of the high school loser (and not the hero in disguise loser either)?

It's just kind of horrifying.

From: [identity profile] wordplay.livejournal.com


This happens all the time with Darcy in modernized P&P fic. He just creeps me the hell out and they make him wear terrible clothes and have wretched hobbies and put awful dialogue in his mouth and I just want to weep.
ext_6866: (Huffy)

From: [identity profile] sistermagpie.livejournal.com


OMG poor Darcy! I can just imagine the kind of horrors he's put through. The clothes-they burn!

From: [identity profile] mariagoner.livejournal.com


OR else Darcy turns into a raging misogynistic dicksplat who discards loose women like tissue paper until a "feminist" ::cough:: Elizabeth shows him the error of his ways. Usually by surrendering her virginity to him. Ick!

From: [identity profile] yourpoison.livejournal.com


Ahahahhah, this is why I don't read fanfic by unknown ff.net fangirls about characters I love. I mean, I wouldn't even bitch about it 'cause... well, when I was 15, I -knew- I couldn't do the characters I had a crush on justice. I couldn't even write them, 'cause they were too sacred or something. So if you want a good shared-world type fic, try an authorized anthology... though truthfully, while I got one for Sandman, I couldn't bring myself to read it. In a way, I think it's actually pretty much impossible to do the characters we love justice, because everything is so much shinier in one's imagination than it could ever be on paper.

Le sigh. So yeah, actually I haven't had this experience 'cause I don't read fic like that about characters I adore, except maybe Spock... and a 'wrong' Spock... oh man. That would really hurt. Then again, I've never really read a fully 'right' Spock in fanfiction that wasn't pro, but maybe that's just a bias.

This is why I sort of dislike the idea of actually reading anyone's wish-fulfillment fantasy stories... 'cause while they feel good to write, they're usually just -painful- to read unless by some miracle you have the exact same (emotional, I don't mean porn) fantasy, but that's just embarrassing. So many people of all experience levels write what feels good without any filters, and while I'm all for that... dude, count me out of the audience :/

It feels a little like listening to somebody retell their dreams, I think. They think it's so fascinating and exciting, and maybe to them it is, but to the outside observer, it's almost unfailingly boring. Basically, the more entirely personal (yet not in a revealing sense) a piece of writing, the less I feel it benefits from being seen by anyone but the writer... so yeah, people say 'but this is a valid form of expression' and I agree, I just don't agree it's all that suited for mass consumption. And I say this as someone whose more wish-fulfillment-type personal original fics weren't even -understood- by any of her creative writing classes. Meh, I say. Meh and good riddance.
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From: [identity profile] sistermagpie.livejournal.com


Yes, a thousand times yes! I mean, you can't tell somebody not to do this because hey, we all have these kinds of fantasies. That's often what loving a character is about. It's just...why would somebody else want to read it? Like with dreams I actually often love hearing other peoples' dreams--if I know them. Because then it probably means something to me too. But with a strange it's just like...yeah. So?

The worst for me are the ones that are, like, offensive. Where the author is, like, taking away the things you love about the character and making them just focus on her. Like I read one recently where it was like, "Gone was the naive boy who would have sacrificed his sister to save the world. He would NOT let Mary Sue die!" Totally not realizing that the earlier decision wasn't childish (in fact it was made by the ancient, old man part of his brain), and the decision to sacrifice everything for your girlfriend was kind of adolescent.
ext_6866: (Oh.  Good point there.)

From: [identity profile] sistermagpie.livejournal.com


Bwahahaha! Excellent point! I should have said Basketcase!Mulder who can't dress himself in the morning without vomiting--as opposed to canon's Basketcase!Mulder who can at least manage that much.

From: [identity profile] go-back-chief.livejournal.com


Hahahaha! Well no, because I haven't had a cush on a fictional character since 11, and if I did I would probably not read fanfic about them, but I can totally see it happening. It happens often enough in books and movies (not to mention TV shows), though, that characters are supposed to be the audience dream of romantic interest, but are just cringeworthy instead. So maybe the authors of these fics aren't necessarily so young...

From: [identity profile] arclevel.livejournal.com


Good point. That reminds me a bit of Charlize Theron's character in Sweet November, who I think was supposed to be lovable, eccentric, and some sort of romantic ideal, but was instead a deranged freak. (*Horrible* movie. Jason Isaacs' character is fun, and you get to see him in drag, but otherwise absolutely horrible.)

From: [identity profile] millefiori.livejournal.com


Oh man, I know what you mean about Sweet November! That was some seriously weird shit.
ext_6866: (Boo.)

From: [identity profile] sistermagpie.livejournal.com


I've never seen this movie but I think I get what you mean. That's always creepy.
ext_6866: (Maybe I'm wrong.)

From: [identity profile] sistermagpie.livejournal.com


You're totally right it doesn't have have anything to do with the person being young. In some cases that's almost just an added problem if you've got a very young person who doesn't really have a handle on some basic adult-life things. But of course some young people can write cool adults and I've read plenty of fics by adult authors where obviously they thought something was cool and you're going, "He wearing WHAT??"

From: [identity profile] ishtar79.livejournal.com


Haha, I sort of know what you mean. Sometimes, it goes beyond the raging at the bad characterisation and it just becomes sad, because you can see Random FFnet Girl is really trying, and the results are different from what she expects...

Obviously, concepts of what's cool and what's clever behaviour vastly vary.
ext_6866: (Blobs of ink)

From: [identity profile] sistermagpie.livejournal.com


Yeah...and yet sometimes even if you don't agree with what the person wants the character to be they can at least give him some dignity.


From: [identity profile] mariagoner.livejournal.com


I once read a fic about the infamous Victoria Ash (of Vampire the Masquerade clan novel fame) having an awful, nonsensical lesbian tryst with Lucita, which ended with the both of them shaving their armpits (!) before they both drank from each other therein (!!!). I know the "can vampires have sex" question has been debated endlessly, but in no way, shape or form was that scenario an adequate answer!

I mean... not that I ever liked either of them, or anything. Still, scarred me for life, that much I tell you.

It's sad when even blatant cringeworthy actions by those you hate sadden and frighten you.
ext_6866: (Oh.  Good point there.)

From: [identity profile] sistermagpie.livejournal.com


It's sad when even blatant cringeworthy actions by those you hate sadden and frighten you.

So true! (And armpit drinking definitely counts as cringe-worthy for me anyway.) I don't know whether you just don't want to see anyone do that or if it starts reflecting more on the author than the characters...because some authors can have characters do something that should be blame but they can put it across in a way that you can at least read about it.

From: [identity profile] mariagoner.livejournal.com


Yeah... especially when you're reading about some really squicky kinks that the author describes in loving detail.... leading you to realize they're kinks that said author probably has or wants to indulge in. TMI right there!

From: [identity profile] shusu.livejournal.com


I think at a certain age and temperament, we girls want dolls, not crushes.
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From: [identity profile] sistermagpie.livejournal.com


LOL--and boys to do too. Sadly, some of them probably feel that way at aged 50 as well!

But yeah, it's really funny how in these kinds of stories there tends to always be lots of attention paid on these sorts of details. I remember once writing a book and the editor wanted more physical description. I tried to put in this one moment where the boy brushed his hair back or something and a guy read it and just said, "No. Guys do not brush their hair back like that." I mean, they *do* brush their hair back--with some guys that's a thing (I love in The Dark is Rising when Jane recognizes Will from some distance behind once from a "trick of his walk" and once from whatever head movement he uses to get his hair out of his eyes). It's just that it's not in a girlie way-or if it is they don't want to hear about it.

From: (Anonymous)


The Pain Is Very Real Indeed.

And it is always somehow worse when you realise that she really does love him and wants to make everything *perfect*. Up to and including artistic fingers and solitary piano playing in the night. Oh god.


What bothers me the most about this sort of thing is that the cringeworthy bits always seem to leave hero X emasculated. (I'll happily love an androgynous or even sissy man, just, you know, not a girlified one. Ugh.)


But it's not limited to ff.net, or even to fanfiction. I've come across this in published fiction, too, authors who suddenly ... destroy their own characters with these little *things*, and you can tell that they adore their creation and have put their own longings a bit too close to the surface.

- Clara
ext_6866: (Sigh.  Monet.)

From: [identity profile] sistermagpie.livejournal.com


Yes--especially the distinction between androgynous and girlified. Sometimes it's hard to even put your finger on what it is, but there's a line people can cross. The same description can still be sexy with one person, but in the hands of another author it starts to be just too...ick.

From: [identity profile] slinkhard.livejournal.com


You went to ff.net? Bravo! I only go there to find bad!fic. Last time I was tormenting tinderblast after she was foolish enough to confess you found Snarry and R/S canonical:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/tinderblast/135622.html?thread=2491590#t2491590
http://www.livejournal.com/users/tinderblast/135622.html?thread=2492614#t2492614
(She got her own back looking through the H/D section)

Now I'm curious as to the character you <3.

I fear Leather!Pants on any character. Funnily enough there was a bit of it about in my last fandom, BTVS, since characters wore them in canon at times *stabs out minds eye*
ext_6866: (Me and my boyfriend.)

From: [identity profile] sistermagpie.livejournal.com


The thing is...I own a pair of leather pants! And have been known to wear them! (Now I'm wondering if I might have even worn them when I saw you, as an homage to Draco--not.)

But see, I'm a girl. This makes all the difference. A guy in leather pants is...well, I think Ross on Friends is the best example. The only men I've known who wore leather pants seriously were gay.

*shyly scuffs toe over crush* Tee-hee. Poor Will Stanton. I won't leave him alone. But at least I let him keep his jeans and sweaters and not-so-long-for-the-70s hair.:-D
ext_6866: (Me and my boyfriend.)

From: [identity profile] sistermagpie.livejournal.com


p.s. Though even better was the fic where So-Welsh-It-Hurts Bran Davies said "That is so awesome!" or "It will be so awesome!" every other line. I can't get it out of my head. I keep saying it to people. They think I am weird. It is so awesome!

From: [identity profile] slinkhard.livejournal.com


Girls are ok! Even in BTVS, the girls looked great in leather pants. But men? There should be some kind of law against it. You're only two steps away from singing Sex Pistols at the karaoke in your local pub. Or something. (There's a horrid guy at ours, who wears only leather, even though he's like 50+. He also tells racist/sexist/homophobic jokes and has a football team tattoo. People describe him as a 'character', which he patently isn't! He should be on the tags of male leather shops goods, to remind men what could be in store for them.)

God, I really should read those books... *is ashamed of paltriness of fantasy collection - surely hp can't be my sole representative? People will think I *gasp* like it.*

From: (Anonymous)

Re: leather pants and straight boys


ummm...yeah I kind of think Jim Morrison *used up* the quota for wearing leather successfully unless queer.

- Clara
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